I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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