Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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