how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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