fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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