try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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