It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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