At least make sure they are 18
Why
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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