I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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