im drinking this country out of the recession.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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