I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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