Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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