what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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