I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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