Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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