More tranny stories later!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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