I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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