and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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