I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
