Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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