she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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