he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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