spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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