why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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