Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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