Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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