1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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