I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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