honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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