also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You smell like a Billy Joel song
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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