its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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