Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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