for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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