Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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