It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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