She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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