4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
