Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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