let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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