u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
