Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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