he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Randomize
