Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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