oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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