The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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