I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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