seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Acid is not a monday night drug
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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