You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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