Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Bring me that man meat
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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