I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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