how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I stole a fireplace last night.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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