I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
