Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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