talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
