there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
