Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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