Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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