Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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