ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
This toilet bowl is my home.
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