What a fucking waste of an outfit
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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