Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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